Literature Lovers Gifts

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

Beckett on ice

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

The New Normal Literature.

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Monarchy under fire': 'This royal throne of kings, this sceptic Isle!'

"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His schlock has gravitas."

Shakespeare Quote

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

My magnificent order at the public-house

Robinson Crusoe - Washed Ashore After Shipwreck

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Now the GPS is saying, around the world in 90 days."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on the town together.

Henrik Ibsen,

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

Humpty Dumpty is on a wall in front of a firing squad.

Trilby - 'Ah! The beautiful interment, messieurs!'

"Never mind if he can quote Shakespeare by the page, he's still a computer illiterate!"

"You're lucky to have your case tried by Judge Hemingway. He's known for his short snappy sentences."

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Colour "No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

Husband and Wife reading 'Great Expectations' and 'Much Ado About Nothing'.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"It's about a whale called Moby Richard."

'Do you have any books by writers?'

What's that? "Donkey Yote" --- The mule of La Mancha.

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."