Literature Lover Gifts

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

Waiting for Waldot

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"English lit-how about you?"

"Don't talk to me about suffering - in my spare time, I'm a writer."

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."

Inbox and outbox for books

Feed me

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

Oliver Twist - Oliver Asks for More

'Okay class, is there anyone else who does not understand the term foreshadowing?'

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Sunblock - A Novel

'Give me your tired, your poor, your toxic wastes...'

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"All of my work deals with the theme of exclusion."

"Young Robert Frost"

"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"

Influences.

'I can't do next Friday'