Literary Lover Gifts

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

Dogs as bookends.

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

"Cower before me, earthlings! Your bombs have failed, we have killed many of you, less of you remain to fight..."

Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

'This is well written, but you need something in your bibliography other than YouTube videos.'

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"Welcome to the co-author's party! You're number twenty-one."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

"Sigh....No, children. These are REAL books. You need to turn the pages."

"J'amuse!"

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

"I'm tired of all the drama, Will."

State of ye art pop-up technology

The poetry repair shop

'Thank you for your submission. If we're interested, we'll be in touch.'

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Man reading a "People" magazine while his bird reads a "Bird" magazine, his dog reads a "Dog" magazine and so on.

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

'Yeah, I'm a male muse ? you got a problem with that?'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Victor Hugo.

'Tommy Paine said it was okay, Dad.'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

"I think I see your deadline approaching."