Literary Lover Pillows

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

Dogs as bookends.

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

"Cower before me, earthlings! Your bombs have failed, we have killed many of you, less of you remain to fight..."

Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"Welcome to the co-author's party! You're number twenty-one."

"J'amuse!"

"Sigh....No, children. These are REAL books. You need to turn the pages."

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

State of ye art pop-up technology

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Man reading a "People" magazine while his bird reads a "Bird" magazine, his dog reads a "Dog" magazine and so on.

'I see they're having editorial differences upstairs again.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tommy Paine said it was okay, Dad.'

Victor Hugo.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'