Literary Lovers Pillows

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

Newman Noggs leaves the ladies in the empty house

Victim of your own writings.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

Bookworms

'I'm not supplying you with anymore ideas until you pay me what you owe me from your last novel.'

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

Love to read

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

The Republic, by Plato, 150 More Volume than the Leading Best Seller

Reading in the rain.

Family of readers.

"I would like a book."

"So what if you're a made man!!"

"I'll be honest with you, I expected more based on your name."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"Mmm, smell this one."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Marks of Zorro

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

The Headless Horseman Learns To Sew

Alexander Pope

'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris)

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

Writers strike.

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

'Gutenberg turned down your autobiography -- he says the plot is too thin.'

"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"