Literature Lover With A Twist Pillows

K9 Authors.

'Another book in the can...'

'I just love good Litterature.'

Do you have a cult fiction section?

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Thomas Mann.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The DaVinci Code

Victor Hugo

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Horti-Culture

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Shakespeare was bisexual