Booklover With A Twist Pillows

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Good morning - may I book an eye test..?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the author"

hard-boiled egg...

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Do it yourself books.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."