Booklover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Dumming it Down for Dummies' Book.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Beard in the Stone

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The World's Biggest Book Club

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!