Literature Lovers Mugs

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

Beckett on ice

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

The New Normal Literature.

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

"His schlock has gravitas."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Monarchy under fire': 'This royal throne of kings, this sceptic Isle!'

"Now the GPS is saying, around the world in 90 days."

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

Robinson Crusoe - Washed Ashore After Shipwreck

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

My magnificent order at the public-house

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Trilby - 'Ah! The beautiful interment, messieurs!'

Husband and Wife reading 'Great Expectations' and 'Much Ado About Nothing'.

Colour "No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Humpty Dumpty is on a wall in front of a firing squad.

"Never mind if he can quote Shakespeare by the page, he's still a computer illiterate!"

'Do you have any books by writers?'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

Henrik Ibsen,

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"It's about a whale called Moby Richard."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"You're lucky to have your case tried by Judge Hemingway. He's known for his short snappy sentences."

Shakespeare Quote

"Hey, it's 'Crime and Punishment.' You had to know the second half was going to suck."

Books 'n' Carrots

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."