Book Lovers Mugs

How to grow up.

'He was a great writer'

"I don't like when we're assigned homework from books. They keep working when the wi-fi goes out."

"I don't think you can accuse another author of plaguerising you for using the same words when they were in a different order."

The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.

Tequila Mockingbird

Erasmus

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"How do I google something with this?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"In our day, we didn't need fancy passwords and usernames, we didn't have batteries that always needed charging, and our systems never just suddenly went down!"

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Faster than light Book Club.

'The Orange Prize for Literature goes to...'

The Philosopher

...and it's got a very mature garden

Blind date

Power is not a four-letter word

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

'Careful mom. You can get a paper cut from those things.'

Book Prediction Club

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

"What a disappointment! I always thought encyclopedias were exclusively about us."

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

"Nothing beats the feel of the printed page."

"It's an oughtobiography...."

"Help! Spent it all on self-help books."

Primordial Soup for the Soul.

"Yo, novella!"