Fiction Fans Gifts

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Book Prediction Club

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"