Fiction Fans T-Shirts

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Book Prediction Club

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Dating an English Major

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

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