Fiction Fan T-Shirts

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

TV says 'Watch me!'

Louisa May Alcott

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Penelope Fitzgerald

Keri Hulme

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Bush's Legacy.

Books delivered on time are sent to the fiction section.

Book Shop.

'Nice try, dear. . . I can see right through you.'

no, the Da Cinci Code is not real! Please do not ask!

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

Other Fiction

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Frontispiece to the third volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Mid-list Author Magazine

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"