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Philip Roth

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Author does not do tricks."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'