Literary Fiction Fan Gifts

Philip Roth

I should be a writer when I grow up...

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First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Silence of the Chickens...

J. R. R. Tolkien

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

George Orwell

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."