Literature Fan Gifts

SHAKESPEARE APTS: 2B...not 2B.

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

The ghost of unanswered emails past

"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Bred any good rooks lately?'

'So, these three little mice are blind and the farmer's wife comes along and cuts off their tails with a carving knife? Who writes this suff, Stephen King?'

Champagne cork rebounds off ceiling and hits diner.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

The Monkey Rides the Dolphin (Fables of La Fontaine)

I bet if they'd called on the king's women and all the king's mares, they could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Ahab's Last Call.

'I'll miss old Dumpty. He was a good egg.'

He watched in awe as the young man crossed his path and he thought to himself 'Man, baseball hats are cool!'

'Will you stop reading that and get on with my wishes!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Milito Kaj Paco - L Tolstou (Esperanto for War and Peace).

Narcissus bursts into song.

'Baa humbug.'

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

The Three Chocolatiers.

'Watson! Come here! I need you!'

Humpty Dumpty cracks his head whilst bungee jumping.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Hello. My name is Gutenberg, and I have a swell new idea for something called a 'foldout'....'

Richard III's Last Words

"Cheer up Tarzan, you've gotta' get the monkey off ya' back."

Veni Vidi Vidi Too Much

Health and Safety Accident

The Emperor of Irony

John Cooper Clarke