Literature And Art Fan Gifts

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Tut and Carmen.

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"