History And Literature Fan Gifts

"No! I said bring me the Frankincense!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

Dating an English Major

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Gunter Grass

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Jack London

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

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Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek