Classic Literature Fan Gifts

Don Quixote Video Game

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Hamlet: An Early Draft

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"

Poetry Buff.

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

Saint Paul in a Roman prison cell with Onesimus.

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

The internal economy of Dotheboys Hall

' This is the second bowl she's sent back..Now she's complaining about her chair ! '

Oliver Twist - Sikes Attempts his Escape

"You're going to hate yourself."

Charles Darwin.

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut

"And they provide a good deal of insulation, of course."

'It's not about fire or angry villagers. We need to address your negative body image.'

'I say Ratty old bean - are you sure those weren't GM tomatoes in the picnic hamper?'

"It's Saturday! You're late."

Medusa and Perseus.

Quasimodo once had a promising career with the ballet, until an ankle injury shattered his aspirations.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Mr. Mantalini poisons himself for the seventh time