Classical Literature Fan Gifts

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Napoleon, Beset by Enemies, Enters the 'Valley of the Shadow of Death'

'With head, hands,wings, or feet, pursues his way,And swims, or sinks, or wades, or creeps, or flies.'

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

"Sorry, but the Richard Davis you're looking for is up on 73."

Alas poor Yorrick

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Scarpia from Tosca

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Multi-Generational Books

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.