Classic Literature Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you want to hear my new ring tone?'

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

Charging Station

'...what's this stuff about the CEO being 'a tragic figure...'?'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Oliver asking for more

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration: "'War and Punishment'...it''ll make us a fortune."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'What happened to your windmill?'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I'm not late! You're early!"

'He's developed a taste for the classics.'

Dr Blimber's Academy

Paul's Exercises

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

Rudyard Kipling

Mr Pinch Departs

The Break-Down

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Mr. Claypole as he appeared when his master was out

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Little Dorrit leaving The Marshalsea

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Portos, Aramis, D'Artagnan and Derek

Dante Alighieri.

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Oh-oh - Here comes that dirty old philosopher again.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

'Please listen carefully to the following options...'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'