Classic Literature Fanatic Gifts

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

Mrs. Gamp has her eye on the future

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Scarpia from Tosca

Robocop and Juliet.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Multi-Generational Books

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten