Classic Literature Lovers Gifts

"And what's going on here? Looks like you've arranged to meet someone from a different household!"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

Quasimodo At Christmas.

"You fool!...You've given him the abnormal brain of a criminal!"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'60,000 milligrams. . . 60,000? As a pharmacist, didn't you think that much Ambien might be a tad excessive for Mr.Van Winkle?'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Herman Melville would have loved this.'

Multi-Generational Books

"My next guest is a mob of angry villagers!"

Mimi and Rodolfo

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

A chip off the old block

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Mervyn Clitheroe Title Page

Master Bates explains a professional technicality

Solomon frightened by a ghost

Lord George brings news of the debate

Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

A chance meeting

I am shown two interesting penitents

Missing and dreaming

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"The game's a foot, Watson!" "By jove Holmes!"

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.