Classical Literature Lover Gifts

Midsummer Night's Dream

The Rake's Progress - Arrested for debt as going to court.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

'U2, Brute?'

A Sophisticated Computer

Sisyphus Christmas Pudding

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Out To Lurch

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Scarpia from Tosca

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "