
"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"
Are you searching for a gift for someone who adores the world of classic literature? Our collection offers witty and charming items inspired by iconic works and authors, ideal for literary enthusiasts. Whether they prefer cozy pillows, stylish t-shirts, or elegant prints, you'll find something that unlocks their inner bibliophile and brings their favorite stories to life.
"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"
"You're going to hate yourself."
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
Tut and Carmen.
Victor Hugo
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Papageno from The Magic Flute
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'
Out To Lurch
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
The Demise of Tinkerbell
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
Joan Hickson
'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'
Iliadette.
Multi-Generational Books
Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"
Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "
Robocop and Juliet.
'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
Scarpia from Tosca
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
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