Classic Literature Fans Gifts

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

'I'm a celebrity . . . you Jane . . .'

"Ah good, my parcel from head office!"

Quasimodo Zit.

'The Bells! The Bells!'

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'Yes sir. That's Dr. Jekyll, table for two.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

Doctor Teflon & Mister Velcro

'Wait a sec! 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times' - is this gonna be a long story?'

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

'Watson, are you also seeing a giant glowing dog, or am I still out of my tree on drugs?'

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde: 'No, no...We just share the office!'

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree, on the condition that in included some affordable housing for key workers.

"By the sores on my chinny, chin, chin I won't let you in!"

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Did Alice really shrink?

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

'A Mr.Melville to see you sir, with a whale of a tale.'

The Hatchback of Notre Dame

'Oh, Pinocchio! All that fuss about becoming a real boy, and now you want to be a girl!?'

Through the Looking Glass - Army Stumbles over Itself

Betting flunkey anxious about money

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Of course, he's into really kinky sex!"

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.