Classic Fiction Fanatic Gifts

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Honoré de Balzac

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Jack London

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Large print e-book.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Addicted to reading

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lady Macbeth