Classic Fiction Lover Gifts

'Dr Jekyl has a different personality on the golf course.'

Scrooge

"You're going to hate yourself."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Honoré de Balzac

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Out To Lurch

Scarpia from Tosca

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Multi-Generational Books

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Solar Frankenstein

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Jack London

Treasure Island Book.