Classic Novel Enthusiast Gifts

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

Oliver Twist - Oliver Asks for More

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

War and Peace, 150% More Volume than the Leading Best Seller.

"Herman Melville would have loved this"

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Victor Hugo.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Meanwhile, at the La Mancha Retirement Home...

Nurse and patient

"I will not fight a child."

Stephen Crane

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Mr. Peggotty's dream comes true

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

'Who wanted War and Peace in large print?'

Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace

Dr Jonathan Miller.

'Tell me more about your avatar, Dr. Jekyll.'

'Dr. Jekyll, I understand you'll have a Mr. Hyde representing you?'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A hump of Quasimodos

'I thought you said you wuz the last of the Mohicans.'

"We don't have an attic, so you'll have to keep me in the living room."

Moby Dick and Jane

Don Quixote with bar stickers

"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

Anthony Trollope

Moby Dick Trophy

James Fenimore Cooper