Classic Novel Aficionado Gifts

His Master's Joyce.

"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"

Mr. Snawley enlarges on parental instinct

"The End."

"You'll never believe who's here."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

Intruding upon the privacy of a gentleman

The shadow in the little parlour

Light

Trilby - 'I must take the bull by the horns'.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... Party of one!'

Mildred Pierced

"Thanks to your flatulence, Lilliput can use you as a wind farm."

Moby Dick finally gets some therapy.

Honoré de Balzac

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Lend me your ears

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Love me little, love me long.'

Marley had a little lamb

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Ivan Turgenev

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

The evidence destroyed

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "