Classic Novel Buffs Gifts

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

Honoré de Balzac

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Robocop and Juliet.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

After the Sentence

Fyodor Dostoevsky

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Romeo and Julietta'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

The Raven in Flight

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"You'll never believe who's here."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Call me Ishmael."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."