Classic Novel Buff Gifts

"It's the annual report."

"This moor got a great Yelp review."

Free Little Library

'Dr. Jekyll's parties are great... But, don't drink the punch!'

Honoré de Balzac

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Thomas Hardy

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Raven in Flight

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Redlaw and the Phantom

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

A.M Gorky

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'