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"It's the annual report."

"This moor got a great Yelp review."

Free Little Library

'Dr. Jekyll's parties are great... But, don't drink the punch!'

Honoré de Balzac

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Thomas Hardy

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

After the Sentence

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Fyodor Dostoevsky

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Redlaw and the Phantom

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The Raven in Flight

A.M Gorky

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.