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"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'First, we need to decide, who's Robinson Crusoe, and who's Friday. . .'

Surfin' Ahab.

Hess of the D'Urbervilles

'This Dickens, does it have side effects?'

"Hello, I am Robinson Crusoe. What's your name?"

Honoré de Balzac

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sock Puppet in Literature

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Jorge Luis Borges

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Romeo and Julietta'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A.M Gorky

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Call me Ishmael."

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Moby Dick.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Graham Greene

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'The first act of air rage'