Classic Novel Enthusiasts Mugs

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'First, we need to decide, who's Robinson Crusoe, and who's Friday. . .'

Surfin' Ahab.

Hess of the D'Urbervilles

'This Dickens, does it have side effects?'

"Hello, I am Robinson Crusoe. What's your name?"

Honoré de Balzac

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Jorge Luis Borges

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Call me Ishmael."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Moby Dick.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Graham Greene

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"