Classic Novel Fan Mugs

Oliver amazed at the Dodger's mode of 'going to work'

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Mr. Micawber delivers some valedictory remarks

Maid

WB Yeats.

Mr. Flintwinch mediates as a friend of the family

'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

'But Dorian, that's only a mirror. The painting isn't ageing, it's over there.'

"It's from Robinson Crusoe."

'Are there no workhouses? Are there no benefit fraud hotlines?'

Moby the Private Dick.

Fagin from Oliver Twist

Moby Dick.

The Selfie of Dorian Gray

The extremely unreliable narrator.

I am the bearer of evil tidings

Oliver claimed by his affectionate friends

Dr. Slammer's Defiance

The Curate and Barber disguising themselves to convey Don Quixote Home.

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

"Call me Ishmael."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Honoré de Balzac

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'