Classic Novel Fan Gifts

Oliver amazed at the Dodger's mode of 'going to work'

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Mr. Micawber delivers some valedictory remarks

Maid

WB Yeats.

Mr. Flintwinch mediates as a friend of the family

'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

'But Dorian, that's only a mirror. The painting isn't ageing, it's over there.'

"It's from Robinson Crusoe."

'Are there no workhouses? Are there no benefit fraud hotlines?'

Moby the Private Dick.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Fagin from Oliver Twist

Moby Dick.

The Selfie of Dorian Gray

The extremely unreliable narrator.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

I am the bearer of evil tidings

Oliver claimed by his affectionate friends

Dr. Slammer's Defiance

The Curate and Barber disguising themselves to convey Don Quixote Home.

Ahab would like to know your current location. Don't allow. Allow.

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

"Call me Ishmael."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"