Classic Book Fan Gifts

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"If I press these, I may never get out of Wonderland."

Lilliputians looking for Gulliver - "We've tired all the numbers on his business card but we just keep getting his voice mail."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Honoré de Balzac

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Jack London

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Large print e-book.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Tristan Und Isolde

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Lady Macbeth

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'