Classic Book Lovers Gifts

Mr. Fagin and his pupils recovering Nancy

"Okay, next party we skip the ice."

The Prisoner of Zenda

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Honoré de Balzac

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Out To Lurch

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Multi-Generational Books

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Solar Frankenstein

Lord George brings news of the debate

To read or not to read?

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Treasure Island Book.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'E-books?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tower Hamlets

Changes at home

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Jorge Luis Borges

"A haand gel...!?"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

William Faulkner