Classic Book Collectors Gifts

A gracious invitation

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

'E-books?'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

The Philip Marlow family

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Changes at home

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"I have an app for that."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Redlaw and the Phantom

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Charles Dickens

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

The Meeting