Classic Book Collector Gifts

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

JD Salinger.

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Alice in Wonderland - Father William Balances an Eel on the End of his Nose.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Lady Dedlock in the wood

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'E-books?'

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr, Jekyll,'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Changes at home

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I have an app for that."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Charles Dickens

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."