Classic Literature Collector Gifts

The Meeting

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's first visit to his poor relations

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Anton Chekhov

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Robocop and Juliet.

Multi-Generational Books

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Lord George brings news of the debate

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Treasure Island Book.