Collecting Classic Literature Gifts

Another wedding

Warm reception of Mr. Pecksniff by his venerable friend

Robert Louis Stevenson

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Multi-Generational Books

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Lend me your ears

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Treasure Island Book.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'E-books?'