Collecting Classics Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

The Philip Marlow family

'E-books?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Caesar salad?'

Changes at home

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The Meeting

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Charles Baudelaire.

The furies

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Milly and the Student

The Mother Of Damocles

Mark Twain

Seneca