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Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

The Philip Marlow family

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'E-books?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Changes at home

'Caesar salad?'

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Meeting

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Seneca

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Charles Dickens

The Mother Of Damocles

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The furies

Charles Baudelaire.