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Puppetry of the Penis

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'E-books?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Mark Knopfler.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Quentin Tarantino

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Over-reaction Man.

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

JD Salinger.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Man Smoking

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Alien Birth

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Diversity...

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

Classic films: 'Eraserhead'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."