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A mouse reading 'Of Men And Mice book'.

Barnaby in Newgate

At Mr. John Chivery's tea-table

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"What old school? This is my life."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'E-books?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

The Meeting

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Seneca

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Mark Twain

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The furies