Classics Collector Prints

A mouse reading 'Of Men And Mice book'.

Barnaby in Newgate

At Mr. John Chivery's tea-table

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"What old school? This is my life."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'E-books?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Mark Knopfler.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Caesar salad?'

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The Meeting

Seneca

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.