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Other Rembrandt Misattributions

You're my Mona Lisa.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The DaVinci Code

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Mr. Right!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Wagging Dog

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

"He's an abstract artist."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Art Gallery.

"Caricatures $20"

The Death Of Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."