Classical Art Collector Mugs

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

You're my Mona Lisa.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The DaVinci Code

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mr. Right!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Wagging Dog

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

Art Gallery.

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"He's an abstract artist."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."